Former Champagne-Sipping Pop Star, Now Drinking Beer and Belching Out Country Music

On top of releasing her debut Country album, Jessica Simpson had to go above and beyond to promote her newfound “country” image.  Simpson is now endorsing a Texas-brewed beer.  Yes, that’s right, she is now the official spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, which is brewed by Dallas Stampede Brewing Co.  She will appear in ads and promotions, and is also now a 15 percent stakeholder of the brewer.  Stampede Light Plus is different than your traditional light beer.  The beer has additives that gear the product toward health-conscious consumers.  The Gossip Fix states, “Stampede Light bills itself as a beer for active people.  Good thing it is not for smart people or Jessica would have missed out on this one.”  You’re not lying.  Jessica, come on.  If your going to go country, which was a terrible idea, at least endorse a beer somebody has heard of.  As your publicist, I would have pitched you Shiner Bock or Ziegenbock.  These products are truly beers that “only Texans get.”  If Jessica really wanted to improve her already crappy country image, she should have chose a beer that Country fans enjoy and actually drink.  It seems as if she’s going about this whole process all wrong.  First, she releases an album in a genre she can’t even relate to, and now she obviously endorses the wrong beer to further her advancement in her fantasy career.  Again, as her publicist I would encourage her to stick to what she knows…starting with genres of music.  Secondly, don’t make a desperate attempt to improve your image.  Everybody can see right through that.  You can’t go from ditzy, glamorous, and materialistic to drinkin’ beer and singing country music.  Jessica Simpson is trying to force herself into a stereotype that she can’t even comprehend.  In the words of Country music legend Alan Jackson, “She’s gone country, look at them boots, she’s gone coun”…wait, no she hasn’t. 

See you when I see you,

Wayne

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